How do you handle the bad situation ... when you are on the sand with your expensive gear and you have to go #2 immediately?
At some time in our life we've all had the very uncomfortable pressured feeling... We've eaten a sub, salad or pizza and in no time it hits the stomach hard, bad and fast. No time to hold it. You have to find a "necessary room" pronto. When out shark fishing the problem is multiplied because you don't want to leave your gear alone. There is no time to reel in your baits, load the truck and find the nearest potty. To make it worse, Florida has populated beaches. Some of the guys on this site struggle with a sensitive stomach or IBS. This can very much hinder a sharking trip or handling the pressure of a heavy fish.
What do you do to find relief on the beach (without getting arrested or exposing yourself to a passer buy)?
Do you normally bring toilet tissue with you on the beach?
The guys in Texas are lucky in this situation - miles and miles of unpopulated beach.
Dig a hole and act like your just sitting in it,then cover your self with some sand.cover the hole and then take a swim away from anyother people 
This is when you need this http://www.basspro.com/Luggable-Loo-Sea ... _THUMBNAIL
I have one of these seats and i am a very huge guy, I can assure you it is tough and strong.
And a simple 5 gal bucket. Ohh and a simple blanket to cover up or one of these! http://www.basspro.com/Bass-Pro-Shops-P ... /10210792/
A great investment for those who dont want to end up as a sexoffender on THAT list.
Get caught with yer pants on the ground and you will end up in cuffs. Use a simple cover of any kind and yer good to go...heh 
Some call it chumming. Don't do it on Bonita beach lol.
just take a swim go out a bit and drop trow and do the deed. i have had to do that a few times.
I'd go Mojo's route, only I'd bring a garbage bag to line the bucket with. Easy to dispose of & won't make the beach yucky. 
My Jeep is one giant survival kit including pepto and tumms. They're a great addition to any tacklebag or glovebox. But I haven't run into that situation yet but others with me have, but we fish right across the street from a Bar and Grill. The ladies are notorious for running across the street "for a drink".
This is my technique, take the biggest bait out when your at the drop zone flip the yak and drop a steamer 
It has been proven to be lucky on several massive sharks
AquaDump; The fish do it so we can too!
Lucky steamer!!!! 
??? In this order. Double up on large paper bags from Publix. Drop those in the 5 gallon bucket. Take a SLAM. Clean up. Weight the bags a little by placing a few handfuls of sand in it. Seal the bag by folding or rolling the top of it. On the next run out in the Kayak, burry at sea. The sand in the bag will help it sink (unless on its own it's naturally a "sinker.")
On A Bridge Go Over the Rail Make It Look Like Your Going To Jump And Fire Away Like Some Kind Of BIG ASS PELICIAN!!! On A Beach Hope For The Best!
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On A Bridge Go Over the Rail Make It Look Like Your Going To Jump And Fire Away Like Some Kind Of BIG ASS PELICIAN!!! On A Beach Hope For The Best!
Just hope a boat ain't driv'n underneath that bridge when you let it spray!
As Ric Flair used to say, "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!"