I have heard a few jokes before about fish, fishing and other marine related topics
What have you guys heard?
My grandfather used to tell me a story of how before the war he befriended a fish and eventually it came out of the water and sat in a branch in the tree everyday waiting for him. After the war he couldn't find the fish in the tree, turns out he fell in the water and drowned...
Another joke came from the old liars club: One time I went out fishing and caught a lantern... it was still lit.
I don't have any good ones but that's what I have heard.
Just an average fisherman.
i recently got a new fly rod and reel for my wife... best trade i ever made.
lmafo.^
Joe was known for always bringing in massive amonts of fish.
He always fished alone ,, to keep his technique secret.
BUT as always a good secret will leak out.
The game warden got wind that Joe was dynamiting his fish.
(a technigue where dynamite is lit and thrown into the water
so the concussion can stun or kill any fish close)
Gamewarden, " Hey Joe, I sm going fishing with you tomorrow!"
Joe, " Nah, man, I fish alone.
Gamewarden, " I heard you fish illegally, so I have got to check you out."
Joe, "Ok, be at the dock 7 am sharp"
Joe and the Gamewarden head down the bayou early and the Gamewarden is asking
a thousand questions.
Joe just nods and says, "Soon"
Well Joe idles up to a nice looking little cove, shuts the engine and glides queitly
to the back.
Gamewarden, " Well Joe, come on, let's see how you get all those fish."
Joe reaches under his seat and pulls out a stick of dynamite.
He lights the fuse!!!!!!
Gamewarden says, " Joe, you can't do that!!!! That's illegall!!!!!"
Joe hands the stick of dynamite to the Gamewarden and says.
"YOU GOING TO FISH OR TALK?"
LOL....GOOD SHIT!!!!! 
ROFL. I have been known to use a TA1(telephones that produce their own power by cranking them) to a trout fish over here a time or to. When I was in the field.
ROFL. I have been known to use a TA1(telephones that produce their own power by cranking them) to a trout fish over here a time or to. When I was in the field.
Thats awesome! Ive always wanted to try that one but have jus settled for teaching the new guys a quick lesson LOL!
We once Ballooned out a crab trap on Wes's 12/0 a few hundo yards while he was sleeping on the Skyway on a heavy outgoing tide, it was hilarious, he fought it for about a half hour before he realized it wasnt a fish! He kept yelling about how huge it was LOL! A huge crowd watching the whole time! He was pretty pissed when everyone was laughing at him. He still warns me to fall asleep. I never do.
ROFL. I have been known to use a TA1(telephones that produce their own power by cranking them) to a trout fish over here a time or to. When I was in the field.
Thats awesome! Ive always wanted to try that one but have jus settled for teaching the new guys a quick lesson LOL!
I have done that a time or two also LOL
speaking of fishing pranks next time your fishin off a public pier and one of your friends has to piss start screamin that hes got a big fish and everyone will crowd around him
when some one pisses if they leave there rod on the other side of the pier we tie 2 water bottles together and toss it on the line and let it "run" out.
This is the only PG-rated one I know..
Two guys decide to go on a fishing trip. They buy a bunch of brand new fishing gear..reels, rods, hooks, line, lures, cast nets, waders, the costa del mar shades with the karaoke straps, a truck, a boat, and even made reservations at a world class fishing resort. They spent a lot of money. The 1st day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything and burned up a lot of gas moving from spot to spot. The same thing happens on the 2nd day, and on the 3rd day. The bad luck continues until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish!!
As they're driving home they're really disappointed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this 1 lousy fish we caught cost us $20,000!" The other guy says, "Hot damn! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"